Written by Auntie Jean

Saturday, 31 January 2015

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Babies 2Go

Genetically engineered organs have been developed which will allow fathers to give birth to babies three at a time in a Commercial Tyre Bay, Garage or any car Pit Stop.

The organs will be available online and will plug into a USB socket transplanted into the father's abdomen.

The babies will grow in a pouch reminiscent of a kangaroo's but will thankfully not be Australian.

Male Rights spokeswoman, Gerbille Greer told our medical correspondent, "Men think they are superior to women in every way, so it makes sense that they will inevitably try to out-perform women in yet another area by giving birth to thousands of babies, with little or no fuss, with no need for midwives or hospital beds."

The proposed artificial wombs will carry babies until they are 2 years old at which time they will hit the garage floor running, talk well and be potty trained. The father to be will need only a six pack of beer, a tyre wrench, a box cutter and some Wonderglue.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Baby, Pregnancy, Men, Birth




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