Washington AC/DC - Ghastly Poodlefaker Tony B Liar has blamed digital manipulation by his brother George Dubya Bush for leaving him up shit creek without the proverbial paddle.
The rant comes as a US Senate Committee publishes its long-awaited report into trans-Atlantic fisting - and rectal hydration! - naming the two horrible warmongers who tortured folks 'like a pair of old mafioso pros' to hide the Asian IRA's attack on the Twin Towers.
Commenting on the Senate report a former chum of Dubya's probation officer said the borothers had been caught red handed and should be boiled in oil for their own good.
"I blame their P2 Lodge birth mother,'" Rory McGuantanamo explained, "for passing on Adolf Hitler's genome to this disgusting pair."
William Jefferson 'Rasputin' Clinton is 69.