Tybee Island Gets New McDonald's Next Door To Current McDonald's

Funny story written by D P Whitehead

Monday, 30 June 2014

Tybee Island: McDonald's have announced that it is to open a second McDonald's restaraunt next door to an existing McDonald's in the rather odd little town of Tybee, Tybee Island.

"Big Mac lovers just can't stand being far from their favorite McDonalds," said Tybee Mayor Kevin Buttercock, "so we gave permission to the franchise owner to open a second and competing McDonald's - now, everyone has even more chance to gorge on fries, burgers and sugary drinks!"

According to new franchise owner, Tybee Mayor, Kevin Buttercock, the new location is not a conflict of interests.

"I have heard of no plans to close the first McDonald's based on health concerns, raised by the mayor, Kevin Buttercock," said Buttercock, "but I hear it is a possibility."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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