Kerry Kennedy joins pot dating website

Funny story written by queen mudder

Saturday, 20 September 2014

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New York - Strawberry blond divorcee Kerry Kennedy has registered with specialist pot lovers' dating website www.my420SpliffySoulMate.con said to be the smart way of finding new sources of combustible smoking supplies without the tedium of dealers.

The ex-wife of NY Governor Andrew Cuomo finally ditched a tragic on-off love affair with the sedative pill Ambien before cottoning on to medicinal marijuana for all her recreational sleeping requirements.

"Someone high up in the Democrat Party tipped her the wink to join," a confidential informant told QM-NewsCorpse reporters, "the annual five thousand bucks introduction fee is a real steal."

The website is thought to be a favorite with high end US political Establishment towers after an anonymous poster called 'Barry O' successfully registered in March this year during his spouse's unavoidable weekend absence abroad.

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