Ohio - Mrs Gladys Chupacabra, 69, is suing her local sperm bank after it accidentally inseminated her with viles - uh, vials! - of coyote sperm...from a rare black prairie wolf.
A $100m lawsuit lodged at Cook County Circuit Court alleges the mix-up made her the laughing stock of Uniontown, Ohio, where mixed-species children are still frowned upon.
Depositions seen by QM-NewsCorpse stringers declare that the Ohio Feelgood Sperm Bank 'knowingly' gave Mrs C vials of 'African-American' coyote sperm last September - despite her insistence that the sperm donor must be 'Aryan'.
And ostensibly homo sapiens.
"Apparently it was a good few weeks after giving birth to the human-coyote hybrid that Mrs Chupacabra noticed something amiss," a spokesperson for the fertility clinic commented.
"Sometimes these cross-breeds can be hard to diagnose."