Woman sues sperm bank after getting pregnant by rare coyote

Funny story written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 1 October 2014

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Clinic says it was several weeks before she noticed her baby looked different

Ohio - Mrs Gladys Chupacabra, 69, is suing her local sperm bank after it accidentally inseminated her with viles - uh, vials! - of coyote sperm...from a rare black prairie wolf.

A $100m lawsuit lodged at Cook County Circuit Court alleges the mix-up made her the laughing stock of Uniontown, Ohio, where mixed-species children are still frowned upon.

Depositions seen by QM-NewsCorpse stringers declare that the Ohio Feelgood Sperm Bank 'knowingly' gave Mrs C vials of 'African-American' coyote sperm last September - despite her insistence that the sperm donor must be 'Aryan'.

And ostensibly homo sapiens.

"Apparently it was a good few weeks after giving birth to the human-coyote hybrid that Mrs Chupacabra noticed something amiss," a spokesperson for the fertility clinic commented.

"Sometimes these cross-breeds can be hard to diagnose."

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