F.B.I Remove Magazines From Donor Clinics - Swoop and Droop Three Year Sting "Operation Centrefold"

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Thursday, 17 April 2014

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The ultra Feminist head of the FBI, Ms. Gona Dectomy has announced the success of a three year Honey Trap. "Operation Sticky Centrefold". Twenty thousand men were interviewed and forty thousand "helpful" Lads Magazines were last night being examined after the swoop.

Sperm Bank syndicate boss, Jack King Frenzie, told us "They've replaced all our helpful magazines with Feminist rubbish and now our customers can't even get enough wood to make a match stick. The magazines are real passion killers and the even call breasts, mammary glands.

I ask you, How can our nurses offer struggling sperm donors an issue of Mrs. Pankhurst or a copy of DIY Ballbreaking? Spanking the monkey usually took twenty minutes maximum, now they are in there for four hours without result. We are working on a solution though and hope to thrash one out within the coming week. Sorry its difficult to avoid innuendos in this line of business.

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