New York - The creation of a whole new species of alien clones is being sponsored by the Online Sperm Bank.
Wannabe surrogates are being recruited to help gestate thousands of new beings who will be known as the new egg and spoon race.
All participants have to do is log on to the online database and post some personal data like ethnicity, size, height, star sign, high end dental work, professional qualifications and favorite scent.
The bank then sends out a vile (sic) of astrologically matched donor sperm in a scheme run by the National Gonad Tweaking Trust (NGTT).
The not-for-profit recently received an additional $10m of Obamacare money to organise egg and sperm donation for the reality challenged.
The funding means the state sponsored healthcare offshoot officially becomes a part-parent of any new issue resulting from donations sourced to the online site.
Joe Biden's gametes are spreading like hot cakes!
And Michelle Obama is 69.