Sperm Bank and Clinic Say Worker Fired Over Subbing His Own Sperm

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Thursday, 16 January 2014

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"Yes I'm Guilty!

A Sperm Bank and Clinic in Salt Lake City have fired worker, John Smith, for dumping donated sperm and replacing it with his own at a fertility clinic .

A spokesman for the clinic, which may have a large lawsuit on it's hands, told reporters Tuesday what had happened.

"John doesn't have a family and he thought by doing this, he would have one bigger than that of Brigham Young, not that any of this has anything to do with the Mormons."

Utah police are checking into any known broken laws and may close the clinic until everything is checked.

The spokesman: "I do not recommend suing the clinic as it wouldn't he worth it with all the lawyer fees. It would just lead to a bankruptcy case. We need to clear everything up and do a better job of security in the future."

The people of the town stated that they first began getting suspicious when baby after baby has been born with crossed eyes and began developing buck teeth with a birthmark on their tush.

John Smith has admitted that he could have more than a hundred kids by now.

"With these big teeth, a birthmark and my eyes crossed, no one would want to marry me. That's OK. But I'll be able to see all my kids all over the city!. At least until they have any surgeries and corrections!"

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