A worker at a Sperm Bank and Clinic in Minnesota has been caught in the act of replacing sperm donations with other sperm while he was smoking marijuana.
"Jerry was left by himself and has been a faithful employee and earned his job", state spokesman Lawrence King. "But apparently he's got hooked on pot and we finally caught him switching sperm containers after we installed a hidden camera."
Reporters asked him why they had placed the cameras back there if your employee had been doing a good job for many years?
"It was all the laughter other employees were hearing when they walked by the locked door. Also, at lunch time, all Jerry was eating was big bags of chips and eating candy."
Of course the key question was, had any women used the sperm to become pregnant.
"We'll know soon enough. There may have been plenty of them as Jerry also changed the labels."
One reporter stated that there would be more democrats coming along soon.
"That's not funny. What will happen when a woman has her baby and its ears is six inches on top of his/her head?"
Finally the owner of the bank came in and told reporters to leave.
"We're closing down and cleaning up. We're beginning to start all over again within a few months and there WILL be hidden cameras about. For now, we're simply waiting for the lawsuits."
