Written by queen mudder

Thursday, 28 August 2014

image for Chelsea Clinton's waters likely to burst on Labor Day
Yep, it's a Republican alright, heheh

New York - Amniotic Sac News reports that little babe Mezvinsky will be making its planetary debut next Monday care of a nifty c-section at New York's Seedy Sinai Mammorial.

The hospital's entire presidential wing has been booked from this weekend onwards as a heavily pregnant Chelsea Clinton Mezvinsky prepares to farrow.

VIP facilities at the exclusive clinic include a spring water-fed birthing pool featuring the latest in aroma-hydrotherapy treatment.

Best guess that's something that stops the tub looking like a giant minestrone cauldron once the afterbirth has been expelled.

And at ten grand a contraction it's not exactly cheap but whaddahell.

Expect excited grandparents-to-be Bill and Hillary Clinton to fully milk their daughter's prima gravies parturition with nauseous live tweets and gratuitous TV sound bites.

Online spread betting website Aintgottaorayer.con goes even money on the baby being a girl.

And 2/1ON being gay.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Chelsea Clinton




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