Written by queen mudder

Friday, 18 April 2014

image for OMG, scan reveals Chelsea Clinton's baby is a...Republican!
Another bi-partisan embryo in the offing

New York - Someone has hacked into the New York Ultrasound Clinic and posted pics of Chelsea's baby with a port wine birth mark on its head that reads Chris Christie 2016!

Of course there is absolutely no suggestion at this stage that the Governor of New Jersey is the baby's father, hospital staff are keen to stress .

"At 16 weeks gestation a fetus can go through all kinds of developmental stages," Ultrasound professor of bio-engineering Dr Festus Fatass commented, "including what some parents deem a rebellious phase."

Pics of the tiny babe have gone viral with some bloggers magnifying what appears to be the Christie endorsement and pointing out Biblical passages about what constitutes the 'Mark of the Beast'.

Others stress the Clinton-Mezvinsky genome is already riddled with fault lines starting with physical appearance and other tricky stuff.

"The poor kid could end up with a face as 'pretty' as Chelsea's," a MumsBet blogger wrote, "and also inherit its father Mark's famous hairy chest, it's grandfather Bill Clinton's morals, grandma Hillary's expertise as a 'lawyer' and grandpa Mezvinsky's jailbird genes."

A Labor Day confinement in September this year will see Chelsea farrow her firstborn brat at New York's Seedy Sign-Eye Hospital located a stones throw from the $10m Clinton-Mezvinsky Upper East Side home.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Chelsea Clinton

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