Robin Thicke dedicates latest one night stand with random woman to ex wife

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Friday, 4 July 2014

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"Blurred Lines" Singer Robin Thicke took time out from having sex with a young girl in New York to release a statement dedicating this latest one night stand to his ex wife Paula Patton. "Thinking about you honey, this is for you" said Thicke. The couple split up earlier this year however the singer has stated his intentions to win back Hollywood actress Miss Patton.

"I met Robin in a night club and we went back to his apartment to hump" said Crystal a 20 year old part time waitress "but before we got down to it, Robin started crying about his wife and met with his publicist to announce to the press that he was dedicating the sex to Paula"

"It was weird, I only agreed to have sex with him after he kept telling me I wanted it" said the blonde

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