Written by Al N.

Thursday, 8 May 2014

image for Fox News Greta Van Susteran Overpowers Comedy Central's Jon Stewart
Ms. Van Susteran in home studio formulating next super-powered attack on Jon Stewart

Los Angeles, CA Member of the Church of Scamatology and Fox News commentator Greta Van Susteran revealed to Comedy Central's Jon Stewart that "two wrongs don't make a right." This was revealed to Greta via her super-powers that she has gained from the Church of Scamatology. Jon Stewart was seen to visibly shake from the withering statement.

Ms. Van Susteran threatened to reveal even more devastating powers to Stewart should he make any more statements attacking the Republican Party.

In what might be an embarrassing setback, Republican Speaker of the House later informed Ms. Van Susteran that the Republicans had in fact brought a case to the Supreme Court that would determine that two wrongs DO make a right.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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