Many of "The Most Gullible Generation" Dying Off

Funny story written by Matt Birkenhauer

Tuesday, 18 March 2014

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MUDCAT, TN--Gabby Mae Fester, a longtime FOX News viewer and a member of what media analyst Howard Kurtz calls "The Most Gullible Generation," died today in her home in Mudcat, TN. She was 105.

Miss Fester was apparently sitting in her home watching Bill O'Reilly describe still another conspiracy involving Muslims, Barack Obama, and black helicopters, when she passed away from a stroke brought on as she yelled obscenities, family members say, at her television set. Miss Fester was heard to mumble, as she lay dying, "Benghazi, Benghazi . . . ."

Miss Fester is expected to be buried with full military honors, including a black hearse draped in a Confederate flag and a bumper sticker that proclaims, "Don't Tread on Me," along with a twenty-one gun salute by three descendants of the 26th N. C. Regiment, which her great great great grandfather fought in, in what she liked to call "The War Between the States."

Her son Leroy, 83 years old and another avid Fox News viewer, doesn't believe that his mother died of a stroke, but insists she was the victim of a death panel set up under Obamacare. Leroy will be a featured guest next Tuesday on the Sean Hannity Show.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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