Cantankerous Collaborator Steven Colbert To Take Over Lame Liberal Lefty Letterman's Show

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Tuesday, 15 April 2014

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Soon to be former Late Show host.

The ultimate traitor, Steven Colbert, has sold his soul and gone over to the dark side of the Force.

In signing a deal with CBS, probably with a pinprick and a signature in blood, he has given up his proud conservative legacy for filthy lucre.

Once a true leader and outspoken critic on all things evil and liberal in our pure Aryan society (evil and liberal being the same thing), he has now turned into a horse of another color when offered a shot at fame and fortune.

For years The Colbert Show has force fed America the daily doses of Conservative thinking and insight that it so desperately needs to keep on the steady course towards the straight and narrow path that we all need to prosper and to keep foreign influences out. Now the cuckolded conservative has given up the true, Godly American way for the bright lights of Broadway.

The serpentine, forked tongue Letterman has announced his departure from his famous Late Show that he has brooded over for 32 years, a record in television history. This means that for 32 years he has mocked and ridiculed the things that make this nation great and gotten away with it. Now he has successfully perverted our great saint of the right of rightism, Colbert. Rarely have the chosen fallen so far so fast.

Casting about for someone worthy to replace Stephen on his Colbert Report Show, Comedy Central has come up with a number of possibilities. Names that have been tossed about for the role are Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Sarah Palin, Glen Beck and Michelle Bachman, all godly patron saints of conservatism, all of whom are funny in a very different way than even they would suspect. Donald Trump is greatly sought after as it is believed he can inadvertently deliver the comedic punch necessary to keep the show running.

George Bush the Second has been considered a strong candidate, although the show would have to lose its intellectual tendency and rely more on a lot of writers and cue card holders.

SIDE NOTE: CBS is offering Dick Cheney his own horror show, one that would be like the Twilight Zone as written by Sith Lords.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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