Miami Woman Claims She Was Traumatized After Being Forced To Look Up A Horse's Ass

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Monday, 21 April 2014

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Uranus, PA - A woman from Miami who was on her way with her husband to visit their son and his family, who live in Uranus, claims she was permanently traumatized by seeing the butts of two horses who were being pulled in a trailer in front of her. The incident occurred on Saturday April 19th on Brown Hole Road outside Uranus.

Esther Abramowitz, 58, was traveling with her husband, Avner Abramowitz, late Saturday afternoon along Brown Hole Road. According to her husband, Mrs. Abramowitz had fallen asleep and was napping in the passenger's seat of their 2014 Cadillac. The Abramowitz vehicle was approaching a pickup being driven by local farmer Roy Yoder which was pulling a two-stall horse trailer and had stopped at a stop sign. Yoder's trailer had a half-height rear door which allowed the horses' hind ends to be clearly visible from the rear.

Mrs. Abramowitz awoke from her nap as her husband was slowing to stop behind the Yoder vehicle. When she looked out the windshield of their car, Mrs. Abramowitz, according to eye-witnesses, "had to be looking right up that horse's ass." Those same witnesses clearly heard Mrs. Abramowitz scream and yell in a language they didn't recognize.

Mrs. Abramowitz, who was born and raised in New York City and retired with her husband to Miami, had never seen a live horse before the incident. She told local police that while she didn't have anything personal against horses in general, she can't believe that people can haul them around in open trailers or at least they should have to put pants on them. Mrs. Abramowitz admitted that she did know know if pants for horses were available.

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