An Amish Internet Site Reports It Receives About 17 Hits A Week

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 19 March 2014

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Miles Robitussin, at 97, is the oldest Amish man in Lancaster, Pennsylvania.

LANCASTER, Pennsylvania - There is an Amish Internet site that is run secretly by an Amish man in his early 20s.

The young man obviously did not want his named revealed as this could cause him to be banished from the Amish community and branded a disruptive, rogue, evil heathen.

And so he decided to use the fake code name Mr. Woe Is Me.

He said he set up the Internet site back in September of 2013 under the name www.amishguy.old.

He stated that his site receives about 17 hits a day. When asked who visits his site he replies people who are Amishly curious, people who like our horse and buggy lifestyle, and lonely women in their 30's who are looking for a relationship with a devoted man who also has a long ZZ Top like beard.

SIDENOTE: Mr. Woe Is Me commented that he believes if he starts adding ads to his site that his viewership could go up to as high as 38 per week.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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