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Funny story: The NCAA Tell The University of Miami Hurricanes That They Have To Change Their Team Name

The NCAA Tell The University of Miami Hurricanes That They Have To Change Their Team Name

MIAMI, Florida - (Sports Satire) - In this day of politically correct this and politically correct that, now comes this, down the sports pike. The powers that be at the NCAA have just informed the dean, the president, and the school board that the…

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Funny story: The City of Miami Vows To Round Up All Whores and Ship Them To Alabama

The City of Miami Vows To Round Up All Whores and Ship Them To Alabama

MIAMI – (Satire News) – iRumors is reporting that the mayor and city council of Miami have had it with whores wandering all over downtown and plying their trade in plain site of decent tourists, local citizens, and Haitian immigrants. One MPD offi…

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Funny story: The U.S. Hurricane Center Issues a Major Announcement

The U.S. Hurricane Center Issues a Major Announcement

MIAMI – (Satire News) – The United States Hurricane Center has decided to make a change to the traditional manner of naming hurricanes alphabetically using male and female names. USHC Executive Director Frances Honeybush, 29, has stated that in th…

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Funny story: A Highly Reputable News Agency is Reporting That At Least 2.9 Million Cubans Living Illegally in Florida Voted For Trump

A Highly Reputable News Agency is Reporting That At Least 2.9 Million Cubans Living Illegally in Florida Voted For Trump

TALLAHASSEE, Florida – (Satire News) – The iRumors News Agency has found out that 2.9 million of the votes cast for Trump in the Plywood State were cast by Cubans, who are living in the United States illegally. The agency stated that most of the i…

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Funny story: Miami Hires SpaceX For 4th Of July Fireworks Display

Miami Hires SpaceX For 4th Of July Fireworks Display

Miami, FL - Miami Mayor, Roberto Pinkipants, needed to find a new fireworks display company for their upcoming 4th of July fireworks extravaganza - and they needed it fast! But, of course, the problem is, every company in the business is pretty busy...

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Funny story: Miami Woman Claims She Was Traumatized After Being Forced To Look Up A Horse's Ass

Miami Woman Claims She Was Traumatized After Being Forced To Look Up A Horse's Ass

Uranus, PA - A woman from Miami who was on her way with her husband to visit their son and his family, who live in Uranus, claims she was permanently traumatized by seeing the butts of two horses who were being pulled in a trailer in front of her. T...

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Funny story: Thousands of Russian Americans To Be Rounded Up And Sent To Internment Camps

Thousands of Russian Americans To Be Rounded Up And Sent To Internment Camps

37,500 innocent Russian-Americans, which U.S. authorities this week reportedly tracked down and apprehended, are now living in internment camps in Miami Beach, Florida. It is expected more are set to join them. Packing the detainees on first cl...

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Funny story: Oceanic Scientists Have Discovered That Jellyfish Can Predict Hurricanes That Have Not Even Formed Yet

Oceanic Scientists Have Discovered That Jellyfish Can Predict Hurricanes That Have Not Even Formed Yet

MIAMI - The United States Department of Hurricanes has just informed the national news media that they have made a fabulous discovery. A team of oceanic scientists working under the leadership of Dr. Cleopatra Mangosteen [Harvard-1993] have discov...

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Funny story: A Parrot In Miami Has Been Taught To Sing "We Are The Champions"

A Parrot In Miami Has Been Taught To Sing "We Are The Champions"

MIAMI - A Miami couple purchased a parrot three weeks ago and within four days they had taught it to sing the hit song by Queen "We Are The Champions." Barry and Gail Honeyhorn, who have only been married for three months, said that they had no id...

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Funny story: Canada To Sell 80,000 Moose To Cuba

Canada To Sell 80,000 Moose To Cuba

SASKATCHENWAN, Saskatoon - The government of Canada has announced that it has just signed a deal with Cuba to ship 80,000 moose to the island country. Canadian spokesperson Pierre Hors D'oeuvres stated that the moose will be rounded up by furlough...

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Funny story: Pit Bull Says Once J.Lo Dumps Casper Smart He'll Be On Her Like Stripes on A Zebra

Pit Bull Says Once J.Lo Dumps Casper Smart He'll Be On Her Like Stripes on A Zebra

MIAMI - Pit Bull watched the first game of the NBA Finals and he was thrilled that the San Antonio Spurs defeated the Miami Heat 92-88. After the game Pit Bull was asked by Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette about the rumor that he and Jen...

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Funny story: Miami Cops Get Stylish New Look

Miami Cops Get Stylish New Look

Miami, FL - Miami's first openly gay Mayor, Ronaldo "Buddy" Diaz, announced on Tuesday that the entire Miami/Dade police force would soon be taking off their clothes. Every officer in the department will be switching from their very traditional black...

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Funny story: Cannibals outraged at media's coverage of zombie attack

Cannibals outraged at media's coverage of zombie attack

MIAMI, Fl. - Cannibals from all over the United States and the world have registered their complaints that the media coverage following an attack in Miami is unfairly depicting cannibalism as an act committed on a living person. A cannibal is defi...

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Funny story: Ozzie Guillen Manager of The Miami Marlins Apologizes Saying "Beisbol, Cheese My Life"

Ozzie Guillen Manager of The Miami Marlins Apologizes Saying "Beisbol, Cheese My Life"

MIAMI - The ownership of the Miami Marlins giving in to fan pressure from the Cuban-American community has issued a five game suspension to manager Ozzie Guillen. Guillen, who spoke on Miami's Channel 123 using subtitles stated that he is very sor...

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Funny story: Miami Marlins Manager Ozzie Guillen Sticks His Baseball Cleats In His Mouth Once Again!

Miami Marlins Manager Ozzie Guillen Sticks His Baseball Cleats In His Mouth Once Again!

MIAMI - The manager of Major League Baseball's Miami Marlins, Ozzie Guillen has done gone and to quote Britney Spears "Oops...I Did It Again!" This time the native of Venezuela told some reporters that he really feels that former Cuban dictator Fi...

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Funny story: Thom Yorke Back to Save the Universe with His Ponytail

Thom Yorke Back to Save the Universe with His Ponytail

Miami, FL--Everyone knows that long hair makes for better rock music, but did you know that it makes for a better planet, too? The sold-out crowd at American Airlines Arena in Miami, FL, was stunned last night when the elfin Radiohead frontman, Th...

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Funny story: Miami Marlins Fans Disappointed With Team's New "Fabulous" Look

Miami Marlins Fans Disappointed With Team's New "Fabulous" Look

The Miami Marlins Baseball team unveiled their new uniform and colors on Friday night. Many fans had hoped that the leaked logo and color scheme from September was a hoax. Apparently it was not and many fans are not happy. Long time Marlins fan C...

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