WASHINGTON, D.C. - A lot of American taxpayers are very upset with First Lady Michelle Obama's plans for the United States Capitol Building.
According to American Spotlight Magazine, Mrs. Obama has decided that she wants to have the capitol building painted pink.
She said that it will be a fitting tribute to American women all over the world as well as those residing in the good old Lower 48, plus Hawaii.
When asked why she had left out Alaska, Mrs. Obama grinned and replied, "Why? Well let me tell you why."
She remarked "It is no secret that I cannot stand that fake moose hunting blabbermouth Palin woman."
She then said that the hockey puck for brains loser cannot even tell the difference between Australia and Austria.
Michelle then shook her head and said, "I swear the woman should be operating carnival rides."
The reporters all agreed on that and American Spotlight Magazine's Lexington Waterbuck added that the Loose Moose actually thought that Benjamin Franklin invented the $100 bill.