President Obama's Marriage Is Sailing Very Close To Some Rocks

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 2 April 2014

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The White House is not really as quiet as it appears.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - An inside source at the White House has stated that there appears to be some trouble brewing in the Obama household and it has nothing to do with Sasha or Malia.

The source said that the Obama's have recently engaged in some heated arguing that several members of the White House staff have heard.

The insider said that Mrs. Obama is still livid about her husband and Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt being caught playing footsie at Nelson Mandela's Eulogy.

Michelle is also furious that the president has told several national reporters that (she) is the reason his hair is turning gray and not Kim Jong Un or Vladimir Putin.

The president has reportedly put his foot down about Michelle spending an average of $19,000 a month on manicures, pedicures, jewelry, and M&M's for her and for her mom, who lives at the White House courtesy of the American taxpayers.

Even Vice-President Joe Biden has noted that he and the president don't visit the local Burger Bandit as much as they used to.

SIDENOTE: An unnamed source revealed that Michelle Obama has had an initial consultation with California attorney Ginger Allred about the possibility of filing for divorce.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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