KIEV, Ukraine - Members of the Ukraine's Front Line Guards have vowed to fight the invading infidels with all of their might.
Ukrainian General Ropet Kharavisk has commented that he is not afraid of Putin's powerful army because he knows that the Ukraine is right and just like noted American writer Ernest Hemingway once wrote, "Those that are right are always right even when those that are wrong tell them that they are wrong."
General Kharavisk is a great fan of Hemingway's and has a collection of 17 of his books.
Meanwhile, President Putin has said that he will gladly accpet the Ukraine's surrender under the Geneva Surrender Clause which states that the country that surrenders will become a part of the country that conquers it but they will be allowed to keep 10 percent of their money, clothes, furniture, and livestock.
