Vladimir Putin Says He Is Pulling Back Some Troops From The Ukraine

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 1 April 2014

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Putin says he is returning some troops back to Russia.

MOSCOW - Russian leader Vladimir Putin would make a great used car salesman. He informed the world's news media that he was pulling back some Russian troops from the Ukraine.

But what he failed to say was that he was replacing them with fresh troops.

Australia's Kangaroo News Agency commented that Putin is a shrewd man who never fails to dot his i's or cross his t's.

Cuba's El Bamboo News Agency wrote that our fellow Comrade in arms Vlady Putin is numero uno in the hearts, minds, souls, and duodenums of the Cuban people.

Meanwhile, President Obama simply shook his head and said, "Well what can I say - the man is a master at deception. Hell the dude makes Houdini look like Paris Hilton."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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