WATERLOO, Iowa - Three Midwest states have just given notice that they are officially banning Lady Gaga from performing in their states.
A spokesperson for Iowa stated that Lady Gaga's Vomit Act, which she performed at the SXSW Festival in Austin was the most sickening, repulsive, vulgar act imaginable.
A representative for Missouri added that the 27-year-old acted like she was a 2-year-old spoiled rotten toddler.
And a person representing Kansas simply replied that Lady Gaga should change her name to Lady Gagged.
The "Born This Way" singer showed that she is desperate to try and revitalize her sagging music career which has now totally gone into the cesspool of crapola as they say in the Bronx.
An inside source reports that Gaga's latest album titled Popsicle is doing horribly and has only managed to sell 113 copies.
SIDENOTE: Madonna who cannot stand Lady Gaga commented that the former food-wearing clown found out that you can fool some of the people some of the time, but you can't fool all of the time all of the time unless you're Daniel "Danny Boy" Snyder owner of the Washington Redskins.
