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Funny story: “Smoking bone saw” mystery series begins on PBS

“Smoking bone saw” mystery series begins on PBS

Inspired by Senator Graham’s response to a CIA briefing, a new TV series titled “The Smoking Bone Saw” is emerging on the Khashoggi problem. Senator Graham believes he was shown "a smoking bone saw," and has no doubts on who ordered the execution.

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Funny story: GOP Compromise: Support the Troops, But Not TOO Much!

GOP Compromise: Support the Troops, But Not TOO Much!

There's just no-one quite like Rand Paul in the current GOP running. Not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing. (Probably neither, to be honest!) Still, never mind. Rand Paul has daringly sought and found the ideal pragmatic solution to TWO WHOLE PROBLEMS: veteran's welfare and foreign policy! Paul politically-hipsterfies as follows: What does 'Support the Troops' really mean to the...

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Funny story: Trumpenstein - The Horror The Republicans Created That Now Comes Back To Devour Them.

Trumpenstein - The Horror The Republicans Created That Now Comes Back To Devour Them.

A Rathskeller deep in the forested woods. Night has drawn its blackest curtain across the outer world, blocking out even the niggardly light from the stars. Rain hammers against the windows and lightning cackles in the air. A troupe of men with faces that seek the shadows meet in a corner booth away from the gazes of the other inn patrons. They speak in cautious whispers that they wish no other...

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Funny story: Trump To Name Dr. Ben Carson As Personal Brain Surgeon: Carly As Hat Check Girl

Trump To Name Dr. Ben Carson As Personal Brain Surgeon: Carly As Hat Check Girl

BILLINGSGATE POST: Confident that he will win the Republican nomination and be elected president, Donald Trump revealed that he has already contacted Dr. Ben Carson and Carly Fiorina about joining his cabinet. Trump said that he was so impressed...

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Funny story: Ayn Rand Zoo Opens, Closes, on the Same Day

Ayn Rand Zoo Opens, Closes, on the Same Day

IRVINE, CA--The new Ayn Rand Zoo, located in the same city that houses the Ayn Rand Institute and funded solely by private donors like Sheldon Adelson and Koch Industries, opened--and closed--last Wednesday in what Objectivist philosopher Leonard Pe...

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Funny story: Rand Paul Ends up with Pie on his Face

Rand Paul Ends up with Pie on his Face

Senator Rand Paul and Reverend Al Sharpton have shown some interparty solidarity and cut up a blueberry pie™ into equal slices at a dialogue and lunch event. Hey listen, this man Senator Rand Paul is great! gushes Reverend Al: I mean,...

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Funny story: Four GOP Presidential Hopefuls Drown While Testing the Waters for 2016

Four GOP Presidential Hopefuls Drown While Testing the Waters for 2016

Across the nation, four GOP presidential hopefuls drowned this week while testing the waters for the 2016 presidential run. Mitt Romney, according to nearby witnesses, drowned outside his residence in San Diego, CA, while taking a morning dip in t...

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Funny story: Senator Rand Paul Quarantined After Contracting Ebola

Senator Rand Paul Quarantined After Contracting Ebola

BOWLING GREEN, KY-Libertarian firebrand Rand Paul has apparently contracted Ebola from a virus that was carried all the way to Bowling Green, Kentucky, via La Nina, from Liberia. Paul contracted the deadly virus only days after telling Concord N...

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Funny story: Rand Paul: No Global Warming

Rand Paul: No Global Warming

The White House is feeding a bunch of lies to the public, according to possible Presidential Candidate Rand Paul. For ever top scientist that has been taking your tax money for their projects, there are just as many honest scientists that say it's...

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Funny story: What's With All of These GOP Tattoos?

What's With All of These GOP Tattoos?

ATLANTA - CNN is reporting that several political news magazines are spotlighting an interesting situation which involves several Republican politicians. CNN stated that American Spotlight Magazine remarked that an inside source has revealed that...

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Funny story: President Obama Tells Rand Paul To Stop Talking About Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky or Face The Wrath of The White House

President Obama Tells Rand Paul To Stop Talking About Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky or Face The Wrath of The White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Word coming out of the White House is that President Obama is not at all happy with the way Kentucky Senator Rand Paul has been carrying on lately. According to Durango Tucker with National Focus Magazine, who spoke to an inside...

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Funny story: Rand Paul Shops Pander Mountain

Rand Paul Shops Pander Mountain

Sen. Rand Paul on Saturday proclaimed to gathered lobbyists and big money crony donors that "Texas will be a Democrat state within 10 months if you don't make change and pass it out to the less fortunate among the proletariat as they enter this big n...

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Funny story: With His Tousled Hair, Rand Paul Can't Get Elected President

With His Tousled Hair, Rand Paul Can't Get Elected President

For all his popularity with tea party conservatives and libertarians, Sen. Rand Paul of Kentucky will never be able to establish enough trust with American voters to win the presidency, should he run, because of his tousled hair, psychologists and ca...

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Funny story: Last Progressive Republican Dies; to Be Stuffed and Exhibited at the Carnegie Museum of Natural History in Pittsburgh

Last Progressive Republican Dies; to Be Stuffed and Exhibited at the Carnegie Museum of Natural History in Pittsburgh

William Warren Scranton, a former governor of Pennsylvania and a one-time presidential candidate who ran as a progressive Republican against paleo-GOP candidate Barry Goldwater, died Monday at the age of 96 of a cerebral hemorrhage. Scranton, wh...

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Funny story: Senator Rand Paul To Block Door To CIA Nomination With His Big White Balls

Senator Rand Paul To Block Door To CIA Nomination With His Big White Balls

Senator Rand Paul is pledging to block the CIA Director nominee John Brennan's passage through the Senate "Out" door. He says that he intends to roll his big balls in front of it to seal it closed, a statement from his Senate office reports. The door...

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Funny story: King Obama? Rand Paul Doesn't Think So.

King Obama? Rand Paul Doesn't Think So.

Everyone knows that I'm an extreme conservative. I'm the type of Conservative who has God sanctioned missionary style sex with my wife while thinking about Ronald Reagan. Today's hero of Freedom is Kentucky Senator Rand Paul. Rand is the son o...

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Funny story: WBC fight card 'Twin Bill' features Twins' womb fight

WBC fight card 'Twin Bill' features Twins' womb fight

LAS VEGAS, Nevada (ABSNN Sports) - The World Boxing Council has the entire sporting world agog at the news that Caesar's Palace will host the very first WBC Championship fight between two unknown, and as yet, unnamed twins in their mother's womb! Th...

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