New Penis Pills makes wife dream about snakes, good snakes

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Saturday, 22 February 2014

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A laboratory helper at a Think Tank has stolen the papers there and given another scientist outside a copy of them as the papers were returned.

"These are a sure-fire almost magic penis pill directions and those guys in there were just hanging onto them", stated the scientist that doesn't want to be named as associated with any thefts.

"I bet they would have waited years testing themselves."

The scientist mixed the ingredients that were harmless and made them into a pill and slipped one in his wife's Martini before bed.

The stuff makes you dream about snakes and the snakes are good snakes. Then, she wakes up all horny, according to the Scientist.

"I need some funding but might get some of the makers of the ingredients to hand me some bucks and I can just publish them in the several magazines. I think that would be better as if I sell to a maker, they'd charge an arm and a snake to buy them."

"They will be free instructions and the ingredients makers will have to work overtime to get more of them ready to sell...all harmless."

The scientist also stated that it wouldn't hurt to have a few books on snakes lying about the house.

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