Written by Bureau

Monday, 17 February 2014

image for A-Rod to Market New Penis Pill
No More "Softballs!"

Forget Levitra, Cialis and Viagra. Try one small $1.00 a pill, "A-Rod for A-Big-Rod!'

The suspended Yankee slugger has joined up with a new laboratory in New York City to be their man up front.

"If you always wanted to be the big slugger in bed, treat your mate to A-Big-Rod tonight."

It's a good thing that Alex Rodriguez is off for this season because he's making big bucks from the Yankees and a lot of their fans by doing commercials for the new company.

A spokesman for A-Big-Rod stated "He's fit, attractive, aggressive, and now retired for a whole season! This market share will now be served and represented with a handsome ball player. With a deluge of Yankee fans who are now Baby Boomers, here's the guy who knows how to get you to hit a home run every time.

The company is right now looking for a model to make a statement about how her man has changed since taking A-Big-Rod.

Her key line? "Are you ready for the Big one. Better hope so because he's in the bathroom right now downing a little pill that does big wonders!"

What is Alex saying to his Yankee teammates?

"Could you turn down ten million dollars to advertise something that will help millions of men and their wives have a Big time?"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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