Written by Wumf

Saturday, 8 February 2014

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Cupid Resting Up for Valentine's Frenzy

LOVELAND, COLORADO - With only days left until Valentine's Day, Cupid is reportedly gearing up for this year's Love Olympics.

Cupid, the whimsical chubby half-dressed boy with wings, has lately been sleeping up to 18 hours a day when he is not practicing his archery skills on unsuspecting hormonal teenagers in his neighborhood.

"He's a very busy little fellar," reports his landlady, Beatrice Bodkins. "He is out all hours of the night and often doesn't return to his apartment until sunrise. He's been drinking a lot of coffee to try to stay awake through the night, then crashes when he gets home. You hear that snoring? That's him!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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