YOSEMITE PARK, CALIFORNIA - Tourists to this Sierra Nevada National Park expressed a mixture of fear and awe today as they witnessed the appearance of a massive object of many colors in the skies over Yosemite. The object extended completely across the sky and oohs and ahs, as well as occasional cries of fear and shouts of exclamation were heard throughout the snowy landscape.
Buck Strasheim, a National Park Ranger, attempted to calm the crowds of people as he walked around Yosemite Village. "It's going to be okay, folks. We have a military jet intercepting the U.F.O."
American and foreign tourists snapped photos of the object and lifted their kids up to the sky to witness the phenomenon. Smartphone videos raced across social network sites and it was reported that President Obama was following the breaking story on YouTube.