Written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 7 February 2014

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The Tijuana Toro Bravo is the biggest selling marijuana brand in Denver.

DENVER - Now that hundreds of pot shops have popped up all over the state of Colorado, many customers are asking for the better brand of marijuana.

Ned and Ashlyn Buxworthy owners of Denver's The Magic Marijuana Mistress Pot Shop have said that they've listened to their patrons and they have just added what they call Our Special Top Shelf Pot.

Ned met with Buck Yazoo of Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine and told him that he takes great pride in having the biggest marijuana selection in the entire state.

He added that the cannabis on Our Special Top Shelf Pot is personally handpicked by him and his wife.

Ned told Mr. Yazoo that he and Ashlyn just recently returned from trips to Mexico, Hawaii, and Peru where they purchased some of the best weed in the world.

He said that in Hawaii they purchased Honolulu Hiawatha, in Mexico they bought Tijuana Toro Bravo, and in Peru the couple purchased Peruvian Hot Pot.

SIDENOTE: Ned Buxworthy told Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine that his top shelf contains 19 different brands of marijuana, 13 of which are available only at The Magic Marijuana Mistress Pot Shop.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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