Fred Royal is confident that the new baby will arrive before the full moon descends upon the world. Hilda Royal was in labour because she thinks they are better then conservatives and Cameron is a ponce, not a pope.
The Royals hope their baby will be born soon because the world just loves a Royal baby and this will be their 11th and the rest are doing well living off of the tax-payers money and other little tit-bits!
When asked why a Royal baby is so important Hilda screamed as a passing contraction caused her to howl like a wolf and fart like a bear, gave the following comment: "bitch I've been through this ten times already and everybody should know when a Royal is born, it is special because I cannot keep my legs closed!" Fred agreed.
They have agreed on the name, Prince, named after the father of another baby about to be born, but who the F cares about them?
