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What Do You Think?

Austria is generally remembered for giving us Hitler. On a local scale that’s like everyone knowing your restaurant gave the local synchronised swimming team the shits before the big final. The pool was never the same again. However an Austria...

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Students at Conservative School in Trouble for Showing Too Much Ankle at Prom

Funny story: Students at Conservative School in Trouble for Showing Too Much Ankle at Prom

Three students from Christian Preparatory High School were caught by faculty for scandalously flashing too much ankle at their senior prom. Steve Brock, the principal of Christian Preparatory High explains the school's strict dress code: "Our sch...

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Help, please for the love of god, somebody help me

By Donald Trump Let me be frank. I don't want to be President. I never did. Someone very powerful offered me 20 million dollars to run a campaign and I couldn't refuse that offer. Now they're not letting me back out and I am regretting it immensely. I'm trying to sabotage my campaign and you keep voting for me in the polls. Stop it! Just stop it already! I've had enough! What more do I need...

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Conservative Party Manifesto 2015

Funny story: Conservative Party Manifesto 2015

(Or, actually what Cameron meant to say but didn't, being the gentleman that he is and everything.) "Over the last five years, we have placed our country, according to our business partners' demands, in the U.S. and elsewhere, under total bureaucr...

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Eric Pickles Replaced by Dugong in Election Battle

Funny story: Eric Pickles Replaced by Dugong in Election Battle

Secretary of State for Communities and Local Government Eric Pickles is to be replaced by a dugong in the General Election. The shock history-making revelation was made in an extraordinary constituency meeting in Brentwood and Ongar yesterday. "I...

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Phyllis Schlafly Inadvertently "Outs" Grandson When She Confuses Gay with 'Gay'

Funny story: Phyllis Schlafly Inadvertently "Outs" Grandson When She Confuses Gay with 'Gay'

Topeka, KS - Phyllis Schlafly, best known for her unwavering extremely conservative political and social views and her opposition to modern feminism, inadvertently 'outed' her homosexual grandson by describing him as gay. During a speech before...

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You'll Never Guess Who Said And Advocated This

Whose policies and ideas are these? 1) A policy of effectively withholding relief to the poor and allowing market forces to take their course. 2) The idea that government charity will upset the free market and be an interference with free enter...

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President Obama's New Year's Resolution Is To Have Conservative Radio Talk Shows Investigated

Funny story: President Obama's New Year's Resolution Is To Have Conservative Radio Talk Shows Investigated

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has stated that he will no longer pussy-foot when it comes to dealing with conservative radio talk shows. He told an assembled group of news reporters in the White House Rose Garden that he can no longer allow th...

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Wild Animals of America Party accuses Republicans of thinking too much

Funny story: Wild Animals of America Party accuses Republicans of thinking too much

WASHINGTON--The Wild Animals of America Party began as an offshoot of the GOP, railing against big government for interfering with the divinely ordained inequalities in nature. "Let the natural struggle in the marketplace sort everything out," said W...

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Duck Dynasty Delusions and American Social Cohesion in Jeopardy, Experts warn

Funny story: Duck Dynasty Delusions and American Social Cohesion in Jeopardy, Experts warn

WEST MONROE, LA--Phil Robertson, star of A&E's Duck Dynasty, got into trouble with his politically incorrect comments about homosexuality being un-Christian. For financial reasons, A&E stood by Mr. Robertson, Duck Dynasty will continue filmin...

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Rush Limbaugh Denies That His Weight Gain Is Due To An Obsession With Pickles

Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Denies That His Weight Gain Is Due To An Obsession With Pickles

NEW YORK CITY - Conservative radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh is reportedly upset at a recent story he read in a supermarket tabloid. Limbaugh stated that as he was standing in the checkout line at a local grocery store he happened to notice the...

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IRS continues to target conservative political groups (and everyone else)

WASHINGTON, DC - After weeks of denying that he had ever even heard of the Infernal Revenue Service, President Barack Obama admitted, today, that White House Counsel Kathyrn Ruemmler knew of the agency's unconstitutional targeting of conservative pol...

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Coast to Toast

Funny story: Coast to Toast

I just returned from a business trip to Vancouver and Seattle with some of my colleagues. Now, being relatively new to working for a company that affords such luxuries as jet setting around the country on someone else's dime, I was somewhat dismissive about the cautionary advice from colleagues who had previously embarked on the same trip, about how exhausting and fast paced it can be. Come on. Re...

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Rush Limbaugh Denies The Gay Rumors

Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Denies The Gay Rumors

SAN FRANCISCO - Conservative radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh was in The City By The Bay taking a tour of the long abandoned Alcatraz Federal Prison. Limbaugh has always been fascinated by the island prison that housed such infamous inmates as A...

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Rush Limbaugh Says That He Has Never Received A Massage From John Travolta

Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Says That He Has Never Received A Massage From John Travolta

NEW YORK CITY - Conservative radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh responded to John Travolta massage innuendos by saying he is so angry he is fit to be tied. "El Rusho" caught himself and stated, "Ah make that mad. I'm as mad as a wet hen. Ah, make...

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David Cameron Accidentally Leaves Nick Clegg in the Peak District

Funny story: David Cameron Accidentally Leaves Nick Clegg in the Peak District

The Prime Minister and the Deputy Prime Minister were in the Peak District for a slap-up lunch with business people who cannot be named. Afterwards, David Cameron was due to travel back to Downing Street in the same car as Nick Clegg. However, the ca...

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40 One-liner views on Individual UK Politicians - old & new!

Funny story: 40 One-liner views on Individual UK Politicians - old & new!

(1) Ken Livingstone "I don't think he is a fool: but what's my opinion compared to that of millions of others!" (2) Nick Clegg "His supporters would follow him anywhere... mostly out of morbid curiosity!" (3) Ed Miliband "He doesn't let his mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own!" (4) Theresa May "When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet!"...

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Cameron admits the austerity measures haven't worked

Funny story: Cameron admits the austerity measures haven't worked

David Cameron has finally admitted that his plan to reduce the British debt figure hasn't worked. The debt figure is now ten percent higher than it was under labour, and has topped one trillion pounds for the first time in history. "I know it soun...

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