Written by Tony Bagodonutz

Wednesday, 13 November 2013

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In an effort to continue the fight against childhood obesity, the first lady has teamed up with several legendary rap and hip hop artists to produce an album sending a strong message against obesity.

Insiders have stumbled across potential artists and tracks for the upcoming release. Here is a partial list of what the public may hear:

Snoop Dogg "Gin and Juice Smoothie"

Lil Wayne "Right Above It (gotta get my weight down)"

Ice Cube "Pushin' Weight . . . Again"

Ludacris "(No mo') Chicken n' Beer"

DMX "Ya'll Gonna Make Me Lose Some Weight!(up in here)"

Lil Jon "Get Low (Get your weight low)"

Eminem "SLIM SLIM Shady"

50 Cent "Get Thin or Try Dyin'"

That's just a sample list, there are several other artists from the hip hop community contributing to the project.

The Fat Boys were not asked to participate in the project . . . obviously.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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