News From Michelle Obama Not Very Encouraging!

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Wednesday, 6 November 2013

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The First Lady, who usually speaks out as she pleases, left a group of reporters scratching their heads after a short informal chat outside the White House at about noon today, EST.

Michelle Obama clearly let the cat out of the bag when she stated that: The White House admits it doesn't completely understand the Obamacare deal or that was the big headlines hitting all the newspapers, internet news and Fox Network a few hours later. (The others refused to talk about it.)

Apparently the Administration had simply gave out several things that President Obama wanted in the bill, to two dozen lawyers and they were told to write it up. That was a mistake right off the bat.

Michelle indicated that Obama read the first ten pages, uncrossed his eyes, and stated "Who can understand any of this besides lawyers?"

Next, the Supreme Court tried to figure it out but finally gave up.

"We'd look pretty silly if we took a year to read and have it explained, so we just passed the sucker and sent it on", stated Justice Ginsburg. "I have never heard such babble in all my days on the court."

"There weren't any pictures for Judge Thomas either", she cracked and cackled for 15 minutes.

As soon as this latest news came back to the White House, Michelle was led back inside.

"No comment!", yelled someone from inside!

"I'll 'no comment you!', some could hear the First Lady yell!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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