The White House toilets have stank since 2009

Funny story written by rpm1978

Thursday, 24 October 2013

A White House insider who has defected to Russia, has revealed a horrible and disgusting secret.

The toilets in The White House have stank constantly since January 20th, 2009

The defector who remains unnamed, revealed these details to British, Russian and Israeli intelligence, along with other disturbing and disgusting secrets.

The defector has requested that the cause of stinky toilets not be revealed.

However the Church of hating Bush, has spread stories that George W. Bush planned this before leaving office.

Inside sources have however stated this is not true, but the real cause of the stinky toilets is something that never should have happened.

It has however been noted by people who knew Obama, that restrooms tended to stink after Obama took a dump.

Although the same people will neither confirm nor deny if Obama ever planned this on purpose or not.

Needless to say, we cannot assume or even prove that Obama was behind the ongoing stinky toilet crisis.

One thing for sure, a national residence with all toilets being stinky, is never a good sign for the nation, investigations will be conducted in Congress in November to determine the cause and solution to the problem.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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