Kim Jong Un In An Amazing Gesture of Goodwill Offers To Lend The USA $21 Billion

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 16 October 2013

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The White House has expressed its gratitude at Kim Jong Un's most generous offer.

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy News Agency of North Korea has just announced that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un is reaching out to the United States.

The leader of North Korea has expressed a desire to lend the financially troubled U.S. $21 billion to help ease the economic downslide that the country is experiencing.

This generous move has been met by approval by Democratic members of Congress and by skepticism by Republican members of Congress.

But as Wolf Blitzer with CNN stated the GOP members in Congress are even leery of Santa Claus himself.

Blitzer then added that if John Boehner and his GOP cohorts had their way Santa's reindeer would all be shot and turned into sausage for a good old-fashioned Republican mixer.

Meanwhile President Obama and Vice-President Biden have expressed their gratitude to the leader of North Korea.

SIDENOTE: Kim Jong Un's BFF Dennis Rodman was asked if there was anything that the North Korean leader wanted in return. Rodman replied that the only thing he asks is that the American people stop referring to him as the Asian Pillsbury Doughboy.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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