Wyoming Bans Bikini Waxing

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 20 September 2013

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The Wyoming State Senate has said 'Nope' to bikini waxing.

CHEYENNE, Wyoming - In a surprise move the Wyoming State Senate has just passed a bill that makes it illegal for women to get a bikini wax.

State Senator Stratford Lillinsteen [R-Casper] said that the bill was voted in by an overwhelming vote of 27-3.

He stated that one of the three dissenting votes was cast by fellow senator ZonQuisha Popcorn [D-Laramie].

Senator Popcorn remarked that she felt that males really have no right placing any type of personal restrictions on the bodies of female citizens of Wyoming.

She compared it to a group of females getting together and telling men that they can no longer drink beer, spit, and grab their crotches every 3 minutes.

Senator Lillinsteen spoke in behalf of the 27 males who voted to make bikini waxing illegal. He said that they did it because they do not want their nice, sweet, devoted, Wyoming women acting like a bunch of Hollywood hussies.

He said that first they'll want to get bikini waxes and next thing they'll be doing something horrible like getting their nipples or their biscuits pierced like the gals over in San Francisco.

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