Written by Steddyeddy

Friday, 28 June 2013

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What the twins could look like 18 tears from now

Former Harry Potter star Emma Watson announced to the world today that she is expecting twins.

The exciting and impromptu news had photographers from all over the world trying to sneak up-skirt and down-front shots, particularly those photographers from the Daily Star.

Emma stepped out onto the front steps of her house this morning to give the news to the assembled hordes of journalists, well-wishers and dirty old men.

Asked if it would interfere with her film career she replied that she didn't especially think so, as she had an action plan in place for just such an eventuality.

Asked as to who the father was, she confirmed, without hesitation, deviation or repetition within a minute that it was a man named Percy Tanque-En'gin.

She also confirmed that the identical twins are expected on 14th September.

They are her 11 year-old identical-twin cousins James and Thomas Tanque-En'gin from France, and they will be staying with her for a couple of weeks.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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