Mila Kunis is Fed Up With Demi Moore Dragging Her Feet In Giving Ashton Kutcher a Divorce

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 29 July 2013

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Mila recently purchased a pet snake that she named "Demi Moore." (Photo by Ashton Kutcher).

LOS ANGELES - Actress Mila Kunis, who is the girlfriend of actor Ashton Kutcher recently made some very harsh statements about Demi Moore.

Kunis, 29, told Bedroom Pillow Talk that Demi needs to be a woman and stop acting like a spoiled brat and give Ashton, 35, the divorce he has been wanting for over a year.

Mila said that she knows that the 52-year-old Moore is just being stubbornly difficult because she cannot stand the fact that her boy-toy husband finally wised up and decided to get out of their May-December marriage.

The Black Swan star told BPT's Carolina Chipotle that if the gravel voiced Demi had acted like Ashton's wife instead of like his mother their marriage may have worked out; for another few months of so at least.

Kunis has said that she has stayed pretty much in the background during all of this Moore mess, but she has finally had her fill. She says she is at her wits end.

She confessed to Miss Chipotle that if Moore does not get off her sagging butt and give Ashton the divorce within 30 days, she is going to reveal all of the extremely intimate places where Ashton told her Demi has cellulite.

WRITER'S NOTE: Mila revealed the spots to me and let me say that it is not pretty. I would strongly suggest to Ms. Moore that she sign on the dotted line real quick. -CAROLINA CHIPOTLE, Bedroom Pillow Talk.

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