Scientists can implant false memories into mice, only a matter of time before men have fake memories of wild sex they never had

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Saturday, 27 July 2013

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Cop Tim Lau won't only remember sex with crack whores, but also wild sex that never happened when he was in the academy.

HARFOLD, Vt. - Harfold State College released a study this week that substantiates the belief that we can implant false memories into mice. This could have far-reaching implications in terms of men and how fondly they think back to their younger days.

"Let's face it," said Stanley Jacobs, science instructor and mice cage cleaner-outer, "most men haven't had wild sexual encounters like they wish they'd had.

"This way, they'll be able to recall wild, crazy nights that they've never had--and they won't know the difference."

These fake memories won't come without a price, however. But most of the guys eating by themselves in the dining commons agreed that they'd pay whatever it takes.

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