Mice experience satanic ritual abuse memories when scientists 'mess with their heads'

Written by queen mudder

Thursday, 25 July 2013

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Fools memory syndrome causing satanic nightmares

Cambridge, Massachusetts - Scientists have frightened the bejaysus out of millions of furry little critters by implanting inaccurate memories in their brains in experiments aiming to explain false-memory syndrome.

Yeah, that's right.

In scenes that might have come straight from the 1990 Arnold Schwarzenegger/Sharon Stone movie Total Recall animal shrinks at the Massachusetts Institute of Critter Engineering [MICE] successfully implanted fools memories of a holiday on Mars.

They then hooked up the rodents' brains to 3-D scanners capable of generating animated imagery following stimulus of photosensitive pigment in the rodents' brains.

"What emerged on the screens was kinda scary," project leader Professor Einstein Flintstone said, "think a rodents' version of Rosemary's Baby meets The Exorcist."

The mice appeared to experience their own species take on satanic ritual abuse, triggering psychotic episodes each time a white-coated lab technician appeared nearby.

Several hundred thousand eventually died of paranoia-induced comas in what MICE experimenters have hailed a triumph of psycho-engineering.

However some of the remaining experimentees managed to escape into the wild where they have formed their own covens and started to breed.

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