President Obama Places The Blame For The NSA - Edward Snowden Scandal On Sarah Palin's Lap

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 4 July 2013

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President Obama speaking on the phone with the IRS regarding Edward "The Leaker" Snowden.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama attended a Meet & Greet Luncheon that was sponsored by the prestigious Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency formerly The Amalgamated Agency of Data Gathering.

The president was the keynote speaker and he addressed the various forms of national, state, and local data gathering.

He noted that there is nothing quicker than the Internet to get the spoken word out.

He then gave praise to the entertainment news agencies and celebrity publications who strive to get the truth out of people who sometimes just don't want the truth to come out [i.e. Bernie Madoff with the Ponzi Scheme, Roger Clemens with the steroid use, and Sarah Palin with the young college basketball player to name just three examples.]

The ADGA is based in the president's hometown of Chicago. ADGA Spokesperson Naomi Belle McDibbing asked the president about his thoughts on the ongoing NSA leaker case involving Edward Snowden.

The president shook his head as he took a drink from his Diet Dr. Pepper can. He smiled and said that truth be told he places the entire fiasco on the lap of Sarah Palin.

He was asked why he felt that way. He paused and then said because she is just that type of person. She is manipulative, conniving, and she is always trying to find ways to cheat the system.

President Obama said that even half a dozen of "Snowflake" Palin's fellow GOPers have said that the Tundra Troll (SP) flat out scares them with her hormonal antics.

One senator who spoke on grounds of anonymity stated that the Buffalo Bill wannabe apparently inhaled way too much gunpowder and it has clouded the hell out of her mind and therefore all normal sense of reasoning.

The president said that he cannot really dwell into the subject too much, but he will reveal that the CIA, the FBI, and the IRS all have evidence obtained from Edward Snowden that Sarah "Caribou Breath" Palin may have indirectly influenced him to hunt down Internet information.

SIDENOTE: The president informed the audience members that he will be revealing all of the behind-the-scenes NSA details in his new riveting book, My Front Row Seat At The Edward Snowden Informational Circus.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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