Written by Jaggedone

Tuesday, 19 March 2013

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Too much, too little; they both are the root of all evil!

A UK Lottery winner has told the world how to blow 1,8 million quid in 5 minutes in a BBC interview and does not expect one ounce of sympathy; well he aint going to get any.

He listed his purchases and is claiming a place in the "Guiness book of records" as the world's biggest twat, sorry, fastest and biggest spender who managed to blow so much money in such a short time and here are his purchases:

A) 2 Bentley's, one silver and one pink for the missus = 300.000,00
B) Town House in Knighsbridge, posh part of London = 750.000,00
C) Luxury holiday for mum, dad, missus, brothers and sisters in the Seychelles for 6 months = 100.000,00
D) 7 golden Rolex, diamond studded, for the day time, 7 Cartiers, diamond studded for the evenings = 150.000,00
E) Dinner at Gordon Ramsay's restaurant for a year for the whole family = 100.000,00
F) Yacht in Marbella = 500.000,00

That's it! Now he can't even afford his council tax, petrol for the Bentley's and poor Gordon Ramsay has kicked him out of his restaurant and told him to "fuck off"! He is now hoping to get help from the social services in Knightsbridge so he can at least live in a tent amongst the Arabs until they find out that he's blown it all away!

He was last seen sleeping on a bench in Hyde Park because he couldn't pay his electricity bills covered by a copy of the Financial Times; shame he didn't study them properly!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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