The GOP Wants Sarah Palin To Stay The Hell Out Of The Lower 48!

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 30 May 2013

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Sarah "The Tundra Troll" Palin is regarded by many Americans as a persona non-grata.

CHICAGO - Political Salad Bar Magazine is reporting that members of the Republican Party have just about had their fill of Sarah "Snowflake" Palin.

A GOP spokesperson identified as Sylvester "Kitty Kat" Katminovich, 68, stated that recent polls show that 93 percent of all registered Republicans believe that Senator John McCain lost the 2008 presidential election because of the airheaded, soccer mom antics of his vice-presidential running mate Sarah Palin.

Mr. Katminovich commented that "Mrs. Palin spent way too much time trying to show the American people that she was clever and witty when she should have been out shaking babies and kissing hands, ah...make that shaking hands and kissing babies."

He went on to point out that La Palinista thought that a lot of little, blue-haired, GOP women were going to embrace the fact that she was a big game hunter who could stalk, shoot, and sauté moose, caribou, reindeer, and elk.

But old Igloo Butt soon learned that those little, old blue-haired, GOP women instead thought that she was disgusting and represented all that was unfeminine in a GOP female.

Katminovich told PSBM's Sinclair Petaluma that the Republican Party will be drafting a directive telling Sarah "The Loose Moose" Palin that they want her to stay the hell out of the Lower 48.

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