Ann Coulter Says The GOP Has To Embrace Hip Hop Music

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 13 May 2013

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Ann cherishes this stuffed toy rabbit that she was given by John Boehner this past Valentine's Day.

BOISE, Idaho - Ann Coulter was in town speaking at the Mashed Potatoes Arena before a group of frustrated Republicans who hate the mess that Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan, and especially Sarah Palin have put the GOP in.

The Republican maven was asked what she would do to get the GOP train back on the tracks. Coulter, who still vehemently denies any romantic involvement with Rush Limbaugh, said that the Grand Old Party has to distance itself from the reputation of being the political party associated with arrogance, sarcasm, and aloofness.

The GOP political mouthpiece then said that Mitt "The Flip Flopper" Romney has even suggested that in order to get the young black vote that the party of Lincoln needs to embrace Ebonics and professional sports; except for ice hockey.

Coulter recently told GOPicky Magazine that if the Republican Party has any sense left, it will get with the program and embrace hip hop music as soon as possible.

She explained that as long as White Republicans choose to ignore and even criticize rap music, there is just no way that the party will ever get any black votes; young or old.

In A Non-Related Story. Saturday, May 18, is National Grammar Day, so make sure that all of your nouns and verbs agree.

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