California sex offenders support North Korea

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Saturday, 27 April 2013


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President of the California Sex Offenders Organization.

California sex offenders support North Korea's defiant nuclear weapons program amid fears the Communist pariah state is developing a weapon that could strike other parts of the world.

In contrast, the outgoing US Defense Secretary said North Korea represented a 'serious threat', adding: 'We've got to be prepared to deal with that.'

North Korea, officially the Democratic People's Republic of Korea or DPRK, declared in 2009 that it had developed a nuclear weapon, and is widely believed to possess a small stockpile of relatively simple nuclear weapons. The CIA assesses that North Korea also has a substantial arsenal of chemical weapons.

President of the California Sex Offenders Organization, Kimberly Merson, said the 'highly provocative act' doesn't threatened international peace. They are planning a march at the end of December in San Francisco to support North Korea and their nuclear weapons program.

Merson, was arrested in 2010 for public nudity when she stripped down naked inside of a bar full of men. She was ordered to register as a sex offender by the local judge.

On October 9, 2006, the North Korean government issued an announcement that it had successfully conducted a nuclear test for the first time. Both the United States Geological Survey and Japanese seismological authorities detected an earthquake with a preliminary estimated magnitude of 4.3 in North Korea, corroborating some aspects of the North Korean claims.

California Sex Offenders Organization(CSOO) is an advocacy organization in California that works to abolish discrimination against sex offenders and offers a support base for those convicted of heterosexual sex offenses. It's board of directors is made up of ex-lawyers and ex-police officials who are registered sex offenders.

Some reports state that the organization encourages the formation of local chapters. The organization disclosed that there were 63,000 people on the rolls. As of 2011, a newspaper report stated that "California Sex Offenders Organization" was based in New York and San Francisco, and held an annual gathering in New York City and monthly meetings around the country.

The organization has several multi-million dollar corporations that provide high paying jobs only to sex offenders from various states. Workers get full medical coverage with paid vacations and evidence has to be shown at the job interview that the person is a registered sex offender.

They have several thousand apartment complexes which they use to provide rent free housing to sex offenders and their families. Their charity organization "First Serve" provides sex offenders and their families with monthly grocery boxes and gift cards to shop for free at various clothing stores they own. They have an auto mechanic shop and a dental office where sex offenders and their families get services for free.

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