President Obama: Kim Jong Un Better Settle Down Before I Turn North Korea Into A Parking Lot

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 9 March 2013

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The USS Great White Shark is located just of the coast of South Korea.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has stated that he has just about had enough barking from that little Shih Tzu pup AKA Kim Jong Un.

The president has said that if Kimette keeps on talking like a crazed escapee from the Pyongyang Loony Bin then he may just find himself looking around at the world's largest damn parking lot.

President Obama told Savannah Bamboo, with Political Salad Bar Magazine that he's tired of listening to the Asian version of the Pillsbury Doughboy hurling his baseless invectives toward the greatest power on the face of the Earth.

He pointed out that Kim Jong Un, which translated into English, means Porky Pig, keeps saying that he is going to launch one of his missiles towards Alaska or Washington state.

The president stated to the assembled White House press corps that the only way that a North Korean missile can make it to the United States is if Kimster sends it via UPS or FedEx.

The leader of the free world then added that Kim Jong Underwear, as V.P. Joe Biden refers to him, seems to have forgotten that he purchased most of his missile parts from a Toys 'R' Us catalog.

He went on to say that if the little fella doesn't stop acting like one of the big boys he will wake up one day and see that his neighbor to his south, South Korea has suddenly doubled in size overnight.

Vice-President Biden chimed in and told the reporters that Kim Jong Ping Pong is a prime example of why kids should not be allowed to play with missiles.

SIDENOTE: The United States nuclear submarine, the USS Great White Shark, which carries a full compliment of Trident missiles, is located just off the coast of South Korea. The nuclear sub is closely monitoring the situation and should North Korea fire a missile towards the United States or any country for that matter, the missile will be shot down by the USS Great White Shark before the North Korean missile even clears the launch pad.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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