In the wake of Hugo Chavez' wake, elements of North Korea's crack "Stealth Invasion Force" or SIF has established a beachhead on the Venezuelan coast outside of the capital city, Caracas.
It is estimated that approximately 700 SIF combatants have come in on the first wave. Eyewitnesses have stated that they have seen one, tall, extremely dark person leading the charge.
One Venezuelan, when asked to identify who that very dark person might be stated, "Dennis Rodman, yo creo." Reporters asked the Venezuelan native, Jose O'Shea, why he thought it was Rodman.
Senor O'Shea stated that when he went up to him to ask for his autograph, the very tall, extremely dark person plucked an earring from his nose and gifted it saying, "Awesome, amigo."
