Tiger Woods Helps President Obama Tee His Balls Up

Written by Dr. Billingsgate

Monday, 18 February 2013

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Tee Them Up

BILLINGSGATE POST - While most White House correspondents were peeved because they were not allowed access to President Obama during his golf outing with Tiger Woods, your humble servant, Dr. Billingsgate, interviewed Barack Obama's caddie, Chauncy Everdingle, after he looped for the President this Sunday.

Among the most interesting tidbits that Chauncy could reveal that didn't violate National Security matters that the two golfers discussed was Barack Obama asking Tiger how he managed to successfully balance his golf game while trying to keep his wife and a dozen ho's happy, this before his downfall.

Saying to the star-struck president, "that it was like balancing a tray of tea-cups on his head without them tumbling during his swing," Tiger personalized this by posing the analogy of, "it being similar to you trying to balance the budget while three ho's are fighting to see who tees your balls up."

"Understood," said the bemused president. "The only difference is that my three ho's are Republicans named Ryan, Rand and Boehner."

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