President Obama Wants To Do Away With The Penny

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 17 February 2013

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President Obama has asked Congress to do away with pennies. (Photo by Malia Obama).

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama, 51, has advised Congress that he wants them to put getting rid of the United States penny on the frontburner.

The president speaking to a group of unemployed windshield wiper auto workers visiting the White House from Saginaw, Michigan, took some time to make a call to the speaker of the house John Boehner, 63, and gave him the message first hand.

President Obama put his two cents in and stressed the fact that a research study that was spearheaded by Vice-President Joe Biden found that due to inflation it now costs the U.S. government 1.2 cents to make each penny.

The president said that simple arithmetic will tell you that it is costing the American tax payers six cents to make five pennies.

He further noted that to make 10 million pennies worth $100,000, it costs the government $120,000.

SIDENOTE: The Political Drive Thru Window News Agency has disclosed that President Obama has let Congress know that if it does not pass his proposal to do away with the one cent coin, then he is prepared to remove every single coffee maker and every coffee dispensing machine in the Congressional Building.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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