US sues Carlo Pietro Giovanni Guglielmo Tebaldo Ponzi

Written by Aspartame Boy

Wednesday, 6 February 2013

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Washington DC - TheSpoof.com has confirmed Eric Gunholder will sue Carlo Pietro Giovanni Guglielmo Tebaldo Ponzi. According to the suit, Ponzi spoiled the reputation of the Social Security Administration.

Gunholder told TheSpoof.com in an exclusive interview that many people are now expecting Social Security to end up in the same dust bin of history that Ponzi's scheme did.

"This loss of reputation never would have hit the Social Security Administration were it not for the deeds of Ponzi" he said.

The Ponzi estate could not be located to respond. However, it is said the Social Security Administration is arming itself with assault rifles provided by Gunholder.

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